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China Agrees Not to Hack Us
Pardon my inquiry, but why would we believe anyone who says this when:
We know they’ve been hacking the shit out of us for years
They have lied to our faces about this fact for years
So here’s the workflow on this idiocy:
US: Have you been hacking us?
China: No.
US: But we know you have.
China: Nope.
US: Ok, well let’s agree to not do it in the future, ok?
China: Sounds good.
US: So no more hacking, right?
China: Right.
Brilliant. I doubt I’ll be surprised when we hear more stories about them continuing to do what they haven’t been doing.
So, just in case someone’s keeping score: Iran is not building a nuke, and China is not hacking us.
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Image from thechinamoneyreport.com.