Trump Would Be a Horrible White Supremacist
I had an idea for a comedy bit a while back, which I guess I’ll capture here. It goes something like this.
This is more humor than political, but if you like Trump you might want to look away.
(imagine a comedy club and a guy onstage)
I think Trump is triggering everyone accidentally. Like he’s even bad at that.
I think he’s such a psychopath that he’d be a horrible actual villain.
The guy has no actual beliefs! Or at least he can’t remember them from one meeting to another. He only cares about himself.
Like he’d be a horrible white supremacist. Like the Klan would come up to him and be like,
And Trump would be like,
And then when they meet in a week at the next meeting Trump shows up again and he brings Kanye.
And the racist guy pulls him aside and is like,
And without missing a breath, Trump says:
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Like he’s just fucking oblivious.
He’d be a horrible Satanist too.
Anyway, a comedy idea explaining what I learned from the Bolton and Woodward books: Trump doesn’t care one bit about anything outside himself. Not religion, not friendship, not America.
They’re all just party themes he can employ to make himself richer, more popular, or both.