This is a secret directory…
November 10, 2015
This page is only here to catch people who surf robots.txt files looking for goodies. As a result of your deeply immoral behavior, you have been removed from the following:
my Christmas list
the mailing list for discounted Tool tickets
the Rapture
Just kidding! You’re awesome for being curious! (Unless you’re a misbehaving crawl bot that can’t understand this anyway)
Never stop being curious. There are too few of us left out there…
Notes
Here’s a way > to find a lot more.