So I’m sitting here reading the Bible on my Samsung Galaxy Note, and I realized that I do in fact except Jesus as my personal savior. Also, I think I’m going to have kid’s after all–a girl actually–and I hope she’ll grow up and marry a nice, hoelesome fellow like Rick Santorum.
Also, I need to gain some weight and get rid of my book collection. And buy one of the new Mustangs. Theres’ no replacement for displacement.