Inhuman. Superhuman.

Doubly insane: 1) the move itself, and 2) that it was performed against Anderson Silva.

Maybe rhinos or polar bears, but not humans. It’s simply unfair.

My buddy Ken’s Jujitsu coach is a contestant on the Ultimate Fighter, and here’s some video of him competing in a Jujitsu competition.

These are the fights that would tear the fabric of space-time, but in a good way.

1. Uriah Faber vs. B.J. Penn

   
   

   
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   Urijah Faber is like everyone else on this list — *inhuman*. He simply needs to be tested against others with superpowers. Him destroying mortalfolk over in the WEC is becoming 1) unfair, and 2) uninteresting.

   He’s around 145, and could easily meet B.J. Penn at 155. Hell, B.J.’s so cool he’d probably go down to meet him. Alternate ending: he could also easily fight St. Pierre since St. Pierre is a 155 fighter as well.

2. St. Pierre vs. Anderson Silva

   
   

   
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   Ok, this is truly sick. Check it. Silva fights at 185. St. Pierre fights at 155. That’s thirty pounds. So they meet at 170. Silva drops 15; St. Pierre gains 15. This is possible, and it would be unGodly.

3. Fedor vs. Anderson Silva






There are no words. This is the fight of our time. Think about it—Fedor is a small heavyweight. Anderson Silva stays at 205 and Fedor comes down to meet him. So imagine Fedor, only way faster. OMG.

I don’t know why Dana White hasn’t secured Fedor in the UFC yet, but it’s seriously hurting my feelings. Fedor is Anderson Silva and Georges St. Pierre rolled into one, only heavier and stronger, and less mortal.

Please, for the love of God, bring Fedor to the UFC.