http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/RTFM
Dude, that is too funny. I have old memories of telling folks to RTFM sitting in IRC channels before the development of html and the “web”.
Oh man, I just laughed so hard.
I’m suprised my co-workers didn’t come over and make sure I wasn’t strangling a clown.
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