Two Male Creationists and a Banana
By Daniel Miessler on September 24th, 2007: Tagged as Atheism | Creationism | Design | Humor | Sex
Tell me this doesn’t support the argument that oral sex was designed by God as well. Oh, and why would that not include gay oral sex too? Oops — probably not his intention. His argument from design is seriously underwhelming, but at least it succeeded in making creationists look silly.
Kirk Cameron from “Groin Pains” is the guy on the right. I think he laughs there towards the end because he suddenly realized how gay this whole thing looks. Here are some choice quotes:
- “The contents don’t squirt in your face.”
- “Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry.”
- “It’s just the right shape for the human mouth” (makes an o-face)
- “And it’s even curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier.”
You can’t make this stuff up.
To add insult to injury there’s the small issue of the banana he’s holding being a product of man’s design. Wild bananas don’t look anything like what he’s holding. We select and cultivate the bananas we see every day for characteristics desirable to us. Yet another victory for creationism.:
