Math Pickup Lines

By Daniel Miessler on October 20th, 2006: Tagged as Humor | Mathematics | Romance

Link: Math Pickup Lines

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function…
  • Carl M

    Don’t believe it! You’d be surprised how ineffective those were for me as an undergrad. (Some of the math-geek jokes in there are pretty funny though.)

    On the other hand, THIS song will woo anyone!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vba9eV8RS6M

    (Lots of inside math jokes are buried in here too.)

  • Carl M

    Don’t believe it! You’d be surprised how ineffective those were for me as an undergrad. (Some of the math-geek jokes in there are pretty funny though.)

    On the other hand, THIS song will woo anyone!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vba9eV8RS6M

    (Lots of inside math jokes are buried in here too.)

  • http://slashback.org/ Tim

    There was one I really had to think about:

    int[2x,x,10,13]?

    …because I didn’t understand the notation, but I eventually got it.

    My favorite is still “I wish I was [sic] your problem set, ’cause then I’d be hard and you’d do me on the desk”.

  • http://slashback.org Tim

    There was one I really had to think about:

    int[2x,x,10,13]?

    …because I didn’t understand the notation, but I eventually got it.

    My favorite is still “I wish I was [sic] your problem set, ’cause then I’d be hard and you’d do me on the desk”.


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