My fiancé just told me about a story she found on CNN about how male Gentoo penguins court their partners by bringing them the smoothest rocks they can find. Evidently the smooth ones are great for making nests with, and are sought after by the females.
The story caught her attention because she’s keenly aware of what distro I run. She then wanted to know when I would be bringing her some smooth pebbles. Geek humor. Geek affection. That’s why she’s my fiancé.