Jason Microwaved Coffee

I don't think a fellow should be mocked for this. It's such a sad thing, you go out for coffee and you're all stoked to enjoy it, pipin' hot and then the phone rings, or a user materializes, or a server croaks and then the next thing you know your coffee is cold.

That hot jolt, that game of not searing your tastebuds, all for note ( and if you went out for it, a substantial drain on the coffers! ). The best you can do is micro it. Micro! Such a pale ghost of the goodness you had expected.

I hope the poor fellow got to enjoy a nice fresh one later.

Hi, my name's Jason, and I have a problem...

Jason - It's really much better if you microwave the water first, then add the instant coffee. :-)