Engineers: This Is How NOT To Do A Presentation

By Daniel Miessler on April 5th, 2007: Tagged as Business | Geek | Humor

  • http://slashback.org/blog/ Tim

    …at least, not a presentation to the customers.

    Did he just say “dingleberry”?

  • http://slashback.org/blog/ Tim

    …at least, not a presentation to the customers.

    Did he just say “dingleberry”?

  • http://www.roundtripsolutions.com/ John A Thomson

    I once worked on Perkin Elmer projection aligners (semi-conductor equipment used in the photolithography process) that had a part called an “articulated waffle-tree” or maybe it was “articulated wiffle-tree”. My memory isn’t so great when recalling that far back! Regardless, it is mildly amusing.

    One of my colleagues once told a clueless production supervisor that the implanter would be down for another 12 hours because “they were waiting on the dilithium crystals recharging.” The supervisor went to a production meeting and spouted this line out with enthusiasm, only to find a room of people sniggering and chuckling themselves to death! Obviously not a trekkie!!!

  • http://www.roundtripsolutions.com John A Thomson

    I once worked on Perkin Elmer projection aligners (semi-conductor equipment used in the photolithography process) that had a part called an “articulated waffle-tree” or maybe it was “articulated wiffle-tree”. My memory isn’t so great when recalling that far back! Regardless, it is mildly amusing.

    One of my colleagues once told a clueless production supervisor that the implanter would be down for another 12 hours because “they were waiting on the dilithium crystals recharging.” The supervisor went to a production meeting and spouted this line out with enthusiasm, only to find a room of people sniggering and chuckling themselves to death! Obviously not a trekkie!!!


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