Africans Killing Those Suspected of Penis Theft Witchcraft

that would make an excellent candy bar commercial.

"hey, you stole my penis!"

"no, you stole MY penis!"

"wait, that woman is carrying two peni, she must be a witch!"

"yes, we must kill her!"

they kill her, and share a candy bar afterwards.

-=T=-

i'd be killing them too if they be stealing my penis.

those silly africans :)

But all cultures are equal!

cough, cough