I have a theory that one can determine the masculinity or femininity of a person by noting which direction they put a roll of toilet paper on the spool. I’ll gather more data.

It is both foolish and arrogant to assume that because we don’t understand something it must be divine.

To truly know and understand pure evil makes one powerful. Once you limit the fear you have of it through familiarity, it no longer has any more control over you than random violence.

Never underestimate the effect of flattery on others – or yourself.

Perhaps one of the most significant things to remember when trying to understand women is that there is a huge difference between what they think or say they want and what they actually want.